Posts tagged lol

Video: Hitler Wants A Gixxer (For His First Bike)

Most of us are familiar with the Hitler video meme wherein the english subtitles are changed to humorous banter completely unrelated to the Nazi regime. In this parody video, Hitler wants a GSXR 650 or 1000 for his first bike, and his compadres try to talk sense to him about starting with something smaller and, well, Hitler throws a temper tantrum (naturally). “I want my 180 wheels! I want to beat Ferraris! I will have women pulling the balls out of my pants!”

Just under 4 minutes of amusingly familiar arguments. I especially love, “I have six months of dirt riding experience!”

I love when men flip the gender roles… lemme see that nip, Steffan!
This is Steffan Ihrcke, owner and operator of Zombie Performance bars (website) from Winston, Oregon. A rad dude, obvi. 

I love when men flip the gender roles… lemme see that nip, Steffan!

This is Steffan Ihrcke, owner and operator of Zombie Performance bars (website) from Winston, Oregon. A rad dude, obvi. 

"How many motorcycles should I have?" A question every motorcyclist asks themselves, has now been answered. Those Australians are brilliant. 

n + 1
The final formula for the exact amount of motorcycles you need to have.Where n is the number of motorcycles you currently have.

[ source: 650nkownersclub.com.au | more funny stuff ]

"How many motorcycles should I have?" A question every motorcyclist asks themselves, has now been answered. Those Australians are brilliant. 

n + 1

The final formula for the exact amount of motorcycles you need to have.
Where n is the number of motorcycles you currently have.

[ source: 650nkownersclub.com.au | more funny stuff ]

"Adapting to this winters snow here at the shop… Chicago Style." from Rolling Idols facebook page. Vintage Triumph with a street sign snow plow affixed to the front. Brilliant. 

"Adapting to this winters snow here at the shop… Chicago Style." from Rolling Idols facebook page. Vintage Triumph with a street sign snow plow affixed to the front. Brilliant. 

Sassy Parking Ticket Booklet

An amazing booklet of 20 not-so-politically-correct-but-hilarious parking “tickets” to doll out as you please. My favorite- 

"The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would’ve pulled out." Plus other zingers including, "Hope you’re better between the sheets than you are between the lines."

My friend Justin Coffey from Peanut Butter Coast sent me this loving photo of my friend Chris Herrin today. 

Love you too guys. 

If you want the tee, they’ve got ‘em at See See.

My friend Justin Coffey from Peanut Butter Coast sent me this loving photo of my friend Chris Herrin today.

Love you too guys.

If you want the tee, they’ve got ‘em at See See.

How to Put on a Race Suit

A helpful little video from Sofi Tsingos (with her cousin’s help)… how women put on one piece leather motorcycle race suits. 

(Let’s see how long it takes for this one to get taken down too… sorry about the last post removal.)

Naked dude “Baller Boyz” does a burn out on a R6 in the middle of a busy square in Münster, Germany. Woah, woah! NSFW video that some of my readers will undoubtedly enjoy. If you don’t want to look at a naked guy, don’t watch the video. You’ve been warned. 

Word has it the authorities did not find it amusing and are looking for the helmeted moto-streaker for potential charges.

That being said, I flinch watching someone ride a motorcycle naked for obvious reasons, but since this video was removed from youtube I wanted to share. I couldn’t help but laugh. 

[ link: Baller Boyz FB ]

Santa’s rollin’ in style in his motorcycle sleigh and can even take a passenger!

Santa’s rollin’ in style in his motorcycle sleigh and can even take a passenger!

Tribulations of Being a Motorcycle Owner with Children

Thanks to the Why We Ride website, my day started off watching this unbelievably chill dad exploring his kids’ motorcycle paint job.

"Oh, gooood. You guys got the front, too." He says. "Yeah, Daddy! Look right here!" They excitedly point at their yellow and white paint slapped across their dad’s Black Honda Goldwing.

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"Sarah, you understand I am not happy about this, ok? I am amazingly calm about this." 

My friend sent me this today, “I made a few changes to the blue prints, do you think the wife will notice?”
Haha, amazing.

My friend sent me this today, “I made a few changes to the blue prints, do you think the wife will notice?”

Haha, amazing.

10 Reasons You Should Date A Motorcyclist

Here’s ten great reasons why motorcyclists make better lovers and significant others to follow up RideApart’s article, “10 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date A Motorcyclist”.

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Quite possibly the coolest motorcycle cop ever, and perhaps the luckiest guy on a CBR600RR ever… “Ain’t you cold?” he says to the Officer sporting a short sleeve shirt on his turbo Harley police bike. Then, “Wanna race?” to which the Officer replies, “I got a turbo in this one.”

Supposedly after all the kerfluffle this viral video caused, the poor guy had to resign. Doesn’t surprise me, sounds like they’re in the south. Us American’s love horsepower, but they sure as hell don’t like being made to look stupid by their government employees either.

[ Source: America Loves Horsepower ]

This little girl knows the real way to have fun. Now just a few more years and she’ll be able to take that GSXR for a spin.

Her parents clearly know the right place to park a motorcycle, too. 

(Source: GSXR1000 Little Girl youtube)

Submission from countless different people on tumblr and facebook (from imgur)- How to Be Sexy with Bugs in Your Teeth: a motorcycling manual for women. 
I need this book more than I need to breathe (well at least that’s what it feels like).

Submission from countless different people on tumblr and facebook (from imgur)- How to Be Sexy with Bugs in Your Teeth: a motorcycling manual for women. 

I need this book more than I need to breathe (well at least that’s what it feels like).