On Monday, I crashed my Monster at about 50mph. I suffered road rash on my hip and lots of bruising- and Pandora has flesh wounds of her own. Here’s what exactly happened, and the lowdown on the gear that saved my life.
Sassy Parking Ticket Booklet
An amazing booklet of 20 not-so-politically-correct-but-hilarious parking “tickets” to doll out as you please. My favorite-
“The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would’ve pulled out.” Plus other zingers including, “Hope you’re better between the sheets than you are between the lines.”
Some are a little less clever, but still a nice passive aggressive “f*** you, buddy.”
“I used to park like this. Then I turned 6.” Classic.
You can buy them on Amazon: Parking Tickets for Those That Have Crossed the Line for about $6.
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Posted on March 4, 2014 in Motorcycles by Alicia Mariah Elfving